Interview - Holy Grinder

With EI and Ashley

1.Noisy greetings of Perú Hell,How going the things at Holy Grinder?
Ei: Shout out to full of hell for deleting my comment about how Spencer looks like a dolphin in a piece of their fanart they posted on Instagram.

2.Tell us how is form this chaotic band of loud grindcore called Holy Grinder? Hows been the begings?
-Ei: it began back in 2016 as a side project but eventually took over as our collective main project. The initial idea of the band was to have 2 bass players but our noise person Richard can't count in the musical sense so he ended up moving from bass to noise. That ineptitude was what really formed the band funny enough. Since then we've only added to our sound and are now a five piece band.
Ashley: I don't know how I got here. 

3.Infernal discography of Holy Grinder till moment?
EI: what's more important is the terrifying possibility of ape attacks. They are not good pets but people continue to underestimate them. 
Ashley: a really embarrassing fact about me is that I thought orangutans were enslaved to harvest palm oil until 4 years ago.

4.Destructive influences at Holy Grinder?
 EI: If I drink too much I start breaking my stuff. One time I was drunk and on acid and our drummer Damien told me to trash his cymbals but I thought that included the stands aswell which I didn't know were the venue's. I ended up bending one of them in half and a bar tender poured an entire redbull into my ear (fuck you) also one time I ate a pen infront of a shawarma restaurant
Ashley: I just listen to perverts with drum machines, if I'm being honest. 

5.Some members of Holy Grinder have another proyect paralell?
Ei: Jon and Damien are in the sludge band Please Drown, those two also have a goregrind band called Toxocariasis. Richard has a solo noise project called 090916. Ashley has 3 projects, Medical Fart, Mother I am born and Murther Walking. Im also in Neon Hiss, Endless Sigh and I have a solo noise project Goth Girl. Me and Ashley also have something cool planned far into the future. Needless to say we are all very busy people when we're not learning about dolphins. 
Ashley: I also have thicc Brooks and excrement binge.
Ei: Just listen to Holy Grinder.

6.Explain some more about actual grindcore scene of your city and recommend some bands.
Ei: the grind scene in Toronto is kinda small and is basically made up of the same people playing in different bands. One new band I'm excited about though is Roth.
Ashley: I'm not from Toronto. I live in London, Ontario where--other than disleksick-- no one plays grindcore but  everyone really likes to yell at me for telling people to stop diddling teenagers. 

7.Holy Grinder knows grindcore scene of Southamerica?
Ei: I know that there are monkeys in South America. And I know that some monkeys will rip the testicles off of their opponents and eat them which is valuable information that SOME PEOPLE take for granted not naming names cause I'll get in trouble. 
Ashley: like I said... I listen to perverts with mixers and drum machines. Perverts. Mixers. Drum machines. No mercenaries though, right? 

8.Stuff avaliable of Holy Grinder at the moment? where grind maniacs can find the stuff?
EI: You can find everything on our bandcamp. We still have a few copies of our new EP available and some shirts!
Ashley: alternatively you can find them with Spencer as your reward for leading him back to the ocean. 

9.Morbid future plans?
EI: We hope to kidnap the dolphin man and release him back into the ocean. It's not fair that he is being forced to live on dry land when he belongs in the beautiful and vast ocean.
Ashley: I think ei meant to say 'liberate" and not "kidnap". 
EI: yea...

10.Thanks for your time in this interview mate,last words! Keep destroy the silence
Ashley: no posers no cowards no mercenaries. XVX
EI: SNORT PRE WORKOUT
https://holygrinder.bandcamp.com/